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| Mayor's Suite/City Council Chamber windows, Boston City Hall (1969, Kallmann-McKinnell-Knowles). Photo: Epicgenius. |
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| Boston City Hall (1969, Kallmann-McKinnell-Knowles). Photo by Daderot. |
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| City Council Chamber, Boston City Hall, in 1981. Photo by Bill Lebovich. |
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| Victorian blast furnace, Shropshire, UK. Photo by David Humphreys. |
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| Photo courtesy of Build Green New Homes. |
HOUSES
by Aileen Fisher
Houses are faces
(haven't you found?)
with their hats in the air
and their necks in the ground.
Windows are noses,
windows are eyes,
and doors are the mouths
of a suitable size.
And the porch – or the place
where porches begin –
is just like a mustache
shading the chin.
One of greater Boston's most instantly recognizable "faces" is the rounded, oddly detailed front entrance façade of the famous Harvard Lampoon Castle in Cambridge. Built in 1909 from a composite design of Dutch Gable, Flemish Renaissance, Elizabethan, Jacobethan and English Medieval styles by Edmund March Wheelwright (who embellished it with real imported 17th-century Delft tiles, Belgian leaded windows and a genuine Elizabethan mantelpiece), this oddball mashup of sometimes incongruous architectural details bespeaks the humor of its interior publication with a comical face, comprising a crowned bowler hat, porthole eyes with lozenge frames, a cast-iron lantern nose, a lintel-lipped (or mustached) vertical window mouth, a front door like a sideways bowtie, a front-stoop beard, and a cylindrical brick façade suggesting the contours of a ruddy, sunburned or drunkenly flushed human face.
The façade seems to have the bug-eyed stare of someone shocked or startled in a comedy sketch, in line with the humorous slant of the stomping grounds for such pioneering humorists as Robert Benchley, Christopher Cerf, Fred Gwynne, B.J. Novak, and Conan O'Brien.
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| Harvard Lampoon Castle (1909, Edmund March Wheelwright), Cambridge, Massachusetts. Courtesy of Google Maps. |
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| "Shocked" stone house, Gordes, Provence, France. Photo by Celli07. |
Similarly "shocked" and "startled" faces abound the world around.
On this Icelandic castle (above), half-moon transoms, a mouth-like arched window, and "hands up" crenellations create the castle's "shock value."
Likewise, on this stone house (left) in Gordes, Provence, France, the leaded vertical window-eyes, the off-center chimney nose, and the agape elongated window-opening mouth create a shocked expression on that façade, with the gable on the lower section adding the comical effect of a "mustache."
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| "Shocked" or "glum" stone ruin, Skiathos, Greece. |
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| "Surprised" stone house, Cyprus. Photo by Nikta Nikta. |
This stone castle in Cyprus (right) is given a "surprised" expression by its curving plaster "eyebrow" lintels and wide-open squarish grilled "eyes," its arrowslit "nose," and its grilled window "mouth" surrounded by the "lips" of a black frame and a "chin" sill.
The white house in Heidelberg, Germany (below) has a "shocked" or "sad" expression, depending on which of its window pairs you see as "eyes." The shuttered larger casement windows with the agape archway "mouth" have a look of shock, whereas the small oval windows with the arch's "pout" seem sadder.
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| Cartoon-face shop, Kyoto, Japan. Photo by Didier Zylberyng. |
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| Scary robot-faced diner, Tokyo, Japan. Photo by Steven L. Johnson. |
Of course, some commercial buildings are deliberately built with "faces" calculated to grab your attention and attract your business to the enterprises within, such as these Japanese oddities: at left, a Kyoto clothing shop with bulging eye-windows, a sharp ventilator nose (with nostrils!) and a wide-mouthed entry; at right, a Chikara Meshi Tokyo diner with robotically staring square eyes (complete with eyeballs!), a bridged nose that appears to be an extension of a broken "hat" pediment, a toothed mouth display/message window, and a a sign and entrance in the form of a multicolored beard.
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| Happy house, Belarus. Photo by Tumar. |
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| Smiley-face turret, Switzerland. Photo by Djenev. |
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| "Big Teeth" house, location unknown. Photo by Hydebrink. |
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| Cuibul de Lemn hotel, Râşnov, Romania, courtesy of Google Earth. |
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| The Eyes of Sibiu, Transylvania, Romania. |
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| The Eyes of Sibiu, Transylvania, Romania. |
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| Trödel & Antik antique shop, Friedrich-Wieck-Straße, Dresden, Germany. |
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| Photo courtesy of Brick & Batten, Atlanta, Georgia. |
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| Hospice de Beaune, France. |
Now, see if you can identify the location (or at least the type of house) the following sets of "eyes" belong to:
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| Buford-Ward-Riches House (1875), Indianapolis. |
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| Horner-Terrill House (c.1875), Indianapolis, in 1932. |
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| Horner-Terrill House (c.1875), Indianapolis, in May 2013. |
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| 6-8 W. 95th St. (1894, H.E.P. Hartwell), New York City. |
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| Log house, Arkhangelsk, Russia. Photo by Sergey Yakovlev. |
Portholes make good door windows, too, providing a broader range of vision of who's on the other side than "magic eye" peepholes – especially with one porthole per eye! These "eyes" are on a double entry to a log house in Arkhangelsk, Russia, a splendid example of Nordic log construction that makes sure you can watch who's coming.
This is but a sampling of the thousands of houses and buildings with "eyes" and "faces" that can be seen all over the world. And I'm sure you can spot some in your neighborhood, on your travels, or even in your home, if you eye – make that 'ogle' – your surroundings more prudently.
But pay heed – somebody may be watching you!
Thank you for visiting. I welcome your comments!
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