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| Mayor's Suite/City Council Chamber windows, Boston City Hall (1969, Kallmann-McKinnell-Knowles). Photo: Epicgenius. |
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| Boston City Hall (1969, Kallmann-McKinnell-Knowles). Photo by Daderot. |
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| City Council Chamber, Boston City Hall, in 1981. Photo by Bill Lebovich. |
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| Victorian blast furnace, Shropshire, UK. Photo by David Humphreys. |
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| Photo courtesy of Build Green New Homes. |
HOUSES
by Aileen Fisher
Houses are faces
(haven't you found?)
with their hats in the air
and their necks in the ground.
Windows are noses,
windows are eyes,
and doors are the mouths
of a suitable size.
And the porch – or the place
where porches begin –
is just like a mustache
shading the chin.
One of greater Boston's most instantly recognizable "faces" is the rounded, oddly detailed front entrance façade of the famous Harvard Lampoon Castle in Cambridge. Built in 1909 from a composite design of Dutch Gable, Flemish Renaissance, Elizabethan, Jacobethan and English Medieval styles by Edmund March Wheelwright (who embellished it with real imported 17th-century Delft tiles, Belgian leaded windows and a genuine Elizabethan mantelpiece), this oddball mashup of sometimes incongruous architectural details bespeaks the humor of its interior publication with a comical face, comprising a crowned bowler hat, porthole eyes with lozenge frames, a cast-iron lantern nose, a lintel-lipped (or mustached) vertical window mouth, a front door like a sideways bowtie, a front-stoop beard, and a cylindrical brick façade suggesting the contours of a ruddy, sunburned or drunkenly flushed human face.
The façade seems to have the bug-eyed stare of someone shocked or startled in a comedy sketch, in line with the humorous slant of the stomping grounds for such pioneering humorists as Robert Benchley, Christopher Cerf, Fred Gwynne, B.J. Novak, and Conan O'Brien.
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| Harvard Lampoon Castle (1909, Edmund March Wheelwright), Cambridge, Massachusetts. Courtesy of Google Maps. |
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| "Shocked" stone house, Gordes, Provence, France. Photo by Celli07. |
Similarly "shocked" and "startled" faces abound the world around.
On this Icelandic castle (above), half-moon transoms, a mouth-like arched window, and "hands up" crenellations create the castle's "shock value."
Likewise, on this stone house (left) in Gordes, Provence, France, the leaded vertical window-eyes, the off-center chimney nose, and the agape elongated window-opening mouth create a shocked expression on that facade, with the gable on the lower section adding the comical effect of a "mustache."
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| "Shocked" or "glum" stone ruin, Skiathos, Greece. |
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| "Surprised" stone house, Cyprus. Photo by Nikta Nikta. |
This stone castle in Cyprus (right) is given a "surprised" expression by its curving plaster "eyebrow" mantels and wide-open squarish netted "eyes," its arrowslit "nose," and its netted window "mouth" surrounded by the "lips" of a black frame.
The white house below, in Heidelberg, Germany, has either a shocked or a sad expression, depending on which of its window pairs you see as eyes. The shuttered larger casement windows above have a look of shock, whereas the small oval eyes below seem sadder.


















































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